Q. How many Members of Parliament does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. MP's don't screw in lightbulbs, they only screw the taxpayer
See here
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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1 comments:
I'm filling in my income tax form.
Do you think I could claim for bags of manure, a KitKat, a porn film (if I wanted such a thing) and a second house somewhere nice? Oh, and I fancied getting a mock Tudor front put on this house. Forgot about that.
Claiming all those expenses for running my business should just about cancel out any tax I might have had to pay.
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