Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Still off topic, but angrier

Q. How many Members of Parliament does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. MP's don't screw in lightbulbs, they only screw the taxpayer

See here


lizzie said...

I'm filling in my income tax form.

Do you think I could claim for bags of manure, a KitKat, a porn film (if I wanted such a thing) and a second house somewhere nice? Oh, and I fancied getting a mock Tudor front put on this house. Forgot about that.

Claiming all those expenses for running my business should just about cancel out any tax I might have had to pay.